Comic Transcript for CSSquirrel #73 You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Quirky

The scene is of a restaurant, where the Squirrel is sitting at a small table wearing a party hat. A cheesecake is at his table, and he appears to be waiting for someone.

Pete LePage, wearing a black sweater, comes walking in, and waves at the Squirrel.

Pete's features distort horribly, one eye growing large, his ears getting longer, his nose growing, and his arms changing to different sizes.