The scene is outside at night on a pier overlooking the ocean. A viking-style longboat is in the water. Dylan Wilbanks and the Squirrel are standing together on the pier, and the Squirrel is holding a torch.
I've got to give you credit, Dylan, I'd have never thought of a Viking funteral if it hadn't been for you.
I wasn't actually trying to encourage people to really do it. But... thanks. How did Eric and Jeffrey die?
Well, the way I heard it, they were scouting for a location for An Event Apart: Japan.
The scene changes to a rolling grassy landscape. In the distance is a Japanese pagoda. Jeffrey Zeldman and Eric Meyer are standing in a field, and a shadow is growing over them. The shadow is coming from a large, dragon-like claw that is descending towards them.
It's pretty enough, but I'm not really sold on the location.
Why not?! What's wrong with it?
Well, for starters, the fifty foot lizard that's about to step on us.
The scene changes back to the Squirrel and Dylan at the pier.
That's horrible!
I'm pretty sure that's how they would have wanted to go.
...what?! Say, how did you talk their families and the local authorities into this ceremony?
Do you hear sirens? We should really get this boat burning before they find us.