The scene is of a large theater. There's a sizeable wooden stage with tall red curtains behind it. Erupting out of the stage is Hixie the Leviathan, a large, green dinosaur-like monster. Several people on the stage are running away, including John Foliot (dressed as Fozzie the Bear), Manu Sporny (dressed as Gonzo the Great) and the Squirrel. Sam Ruby (dressed as Kermit the Frog) has been bitten in half by Hixie. Up in a seat-box above the theater sits Jeremy Keith and Bruce Lawson (as Waldorf and Statler), looking down on the situation and laughing.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! RAAAAAAAAH!
Remember me for my consensus-building skills and not my disembodied corpse!
It's Hixie the Leviathan! He's got Sam! Noooo!
This isn't part of the sketch! Run! Save yourselves!
Squeee!
This is a travesty!
I don't know anymore what HTML5 is! Or tasteful cinema.
Why are we smiling, then?
It's these puppet mouths. They were built like this.