Dave Shea and the squirrel are walking through a hotel, talking. They are approaching a door as they speak.
Hey, Dave, why do you think hotel walls are always taupe?
They say it's soothing. I think this is Dan's room. Let's see if he wants to come.
Sure.
Dave and the squirrel walk into Dan Cederholm's hotel room. There they find Dan Cederholm, naked, wrapped around a human-sized ampersand.
Hey Dan, Squirrel and I were going to get some coffee. Want to -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Squeee! My eyes!
This is... uh... exactly what it looks like.
Reason #1 to knock before entering a web designer's room.