The scene is outside, with a strange red evening sky, a crescent moon, and mountains in the distance. What appears to be a zombie in a baseball cap is approaching the squirrel. The zombie is waving at the squirrel, and has a strange wide smile. Each time the zombie speaks, its text bubbles look strange, with odd fonts, garish colors, and just too many effects to read easily.
Hey, Squirrel, how's it going?!
Oh. Hi, Bad Taste. I, uh, I thought you died when we got rid of table-based layout.
With all the @font-face support and CSS3 styles, I thought I'd come back!
What's that?! I can barely understand you. You're using way too many styles on your text!
Hey, the more CSS3 tricks I use, the cooler I am, right?
No. Look, could you stay here while I find a shotgun or a priest?
But text-shadow and transform are so cool!
Well, yes! Just not in your hands.
I think I'm going to start using marquee again, too.
No, not that! Anything but that!
The squirrel runs away in fear.